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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

I Wasn't Gone That Long!

  • I found Cherry Dr. Pepper on the shelf in a restaurant today.
  • Allen Iverson is playing for the 76ers. Again.
  • Brett Farve is a Viking.
  • Global Warming has (finally) been exposed as a bunch of bulls***.
  • Obama is actually in favor of a troop surge in Afghanistan.
  • My brother wears jeans on a daily basis.
Geez. Leave the country for three months and everything gets all screwed up!

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