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Saturday, March 3, 2007

What Happens When I Get Bored

I shall now attempt to write a conversation using only the American Film Institute's Top 100 Movie Quotes. Wish me luck.


"Here's Johnny!"

"Stella! Hey, Stella!"

"Hello, gorgeous."

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you? You had me at 'hello.' "

"Snap out of it!"

"My precious."

"Surely you can't be serious."
"Of course I'm serious ... and don't call me Shirley."

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"Here's looking at you, kid."

"You talking to me?"

"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

"Hasta la vista, baby."

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"

"Go ahead, make my day."

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape."

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"I want to be alone. I'll be back."

"Shane. Shane. Come back!" I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!"


Yeah... that's what happens. Sorry.


joepoe said...

Guess what I do when I'm bored...

Anonymous said...

Eat yogurt from your belly-button?

Joepoe said...

No, but good try.