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Tuesday, October 3, 2006

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I gotta admit, I'm getting concerned over the lack of response to my Recasting Star Wars contest. All I've got are Humphrey Bogart playing Han Solo, and he's dead so that doesn't count, and Sam re-enacting the movies with puppets and doing the voices himself. This isn't what I expected at all. Here's a sample cast list:

  • Luke Skywalker: Brandon Routh (Superman Returns)
  • Princess Leia Organa: Katie Holmes
  • Han Solo: Hugh Jackman
  • Lando Calrissian: Laurence Fishburne
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi: Michael Cane
  • Emperor Palpatine: Ian McKellan

Okay, I hope that helps. CONTEST ENDS TOMORROW! Get the entries in, people.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brandon Routh isn't whiny enough to be Luke...

And where's Humphrey Bogart!?! Why was he replaced with Hugh Jackman!?!

Sam said...

i don't understand! do you not like puppets.

okay fine. here's my answer:

Luke Skywalker: Brandon Routh
Princess Leia Organa: Katie Holmes
Han Solo: Hugh Jackman
Lando Calrissian: Laurence Fishburne
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Michael Cane
Emperor Palpatine: Ian McKellan

Jeff said...

I think that the movie anouncer guy should play Darth Vader.

relinquisher of anonymous-vanquishing said...

Since the vanquisher isn't here yet, I have the duty of revealing today's anonymous contestant.

Anonymous is nerdjedi. Whenever he is surprised he always puts "?!" after each sentence he says. He has also previously mentioned Luke being whiny.

Anonymous said...

eww katie holmes is insane! mentally ill! a head case! she HAD A BABY WITH TOM CRUISE. she's too mentally instable to be leia!

Jedi_Raptor07 said...

Anonymous 1, Humphrey Bogart was not replaced. Anonymous 2, I would never cast Katie Holmes as Leia. I simply posted a sample cast list to give people ideas. I'll post the real list tomorrow. If get any entries...

Also, Anonymous 2, Carrie Fisher (the actress who did play Princess Leia) was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and underwent therapy for an addiction to percription drugs. So don't be too quick to judge.

Anonymous said...

OOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can sooooo totally see Johnny Depp as Han! And Patrick Stewart as Obi-Wan!!!!!!!!!!!! And Elijah Wood as Luke!!!!!!!!!!! He's whiny enough for nerdjedi, isn't he????????????

vanquisher of anonymous-ness said...

okay...

anonymous 1 is nerdjedi

relinquisher of anonymous-vanquishing is andrew/jen

anonymous 2 is ali

anonymous 3 is emma

and 2 personal notes

one: relinquisher of anonymous-vanquishing, there's only enough room for one anonymous vanquisher, and that's me. back off.

one point five: relinquisher of anonymous-vanquishing, do you even know what relinquish means?

two: nerdjedi was burned by anonymous 3/emma

emma said...

no, vanquisher, i am not anonymous. johnny depp is...well..did you see charlie and the chocolate factory? AHEM. never heard of patrick stewart, and elijah wood is...elijah wood.

and the overruling factor over why i am NOT anonymous 3? I've never seen any star wars movies and have no idea who half these characters are. HAH!

relinquiser of anonymous-vanquishing said...

Yes, I know what "relinquish" means. I actually started this when I was trying to figure out who you were, hence the fact that I am tyring to relinquish your anonymous-vanquishing or in other words expose who you are!

vanquisher of anonymous-ness said...

you'be just proved you have no idea what it means.

nice.

vanquisher of anonymous-ness said...

also, if anonymous 3 is not emma, then it is probably carissa

vanquisher of anonymous-ness said...

and the relinquisher is either ali or jen. mostly likely ali.

Anonymous said...

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/relinquish
Basically means to surrender, to release according to this site.

Ali said...

well, the relinquisher is not me. but i know that i was very obvious about my not-so-anonymousness right there. because I HATE TOM CRUISE!!!!! [darn] him...

Ali said...

wait...even though i'm not the relinquisher, you thought i was. which means that you thought i didnt know what relinquish meant!! that person doesnt but I DO!! I'M NOT THAT STUPID!!

and also, if that thing is right about leia, then katie holmes should TOTALLY play her.